tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4117508586192062017.post2830109844315540682..comments2024-01-09T08:21:50.409-06:00Comments on Dangle the Carrot ... An Endurance Sports Blog: Adopt an NFL PlayerAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07061773215250783439noreply@blogger.comBlogger24125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4117508586192062017.post-79142232305180056592011-07-12T06:22:44.574-05:002011-07-12T06:22:44.574-05:00Jeff, this is a serious issue and I am glad that y...Jeff, this is a serious issue and I am glad that you brought it to the attention of Americans, so that we may help in any way possible. <br /><br />Several years ago I remember seeing a spoof on television with a group asking Michael J. Fox for money to invest in "Children of the Hills". Of course, it was unbeknownst to MJF that it was a spoof. The children of the hills were children of Beverly Hills, and it showed them riding horses and shopping down Rodeo Drive. The television commercial asked for money to help them maintain their lifestyles. Too freaking funny, man.Markhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07837974906193121567noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4117508586192062017.post-1784796280734718902011-07-01T16:10:55.155-05:002011-07-01T16:10:55.155-05:00lol, hilarious!
I am one of the fans that the m...lol, hilarious! <br /><br />I am one of the fans that the media keeps talking about that will go crazy if the NFL season doesn't happen this year - I hope they solve the lockout! I'm a huge 49er fan, and love watching football! <br /><br />now the NBA - that league can go away forever and I wouldn't miss it at all1 hahaNellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11613262056157769496noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4117508586192062017.post-73841549065933307462011-07-01T13:39:58.617-05:002011-07-01T13:39:58.617-05:00Living in Dallas you lost me at "buddy Ryan&q...Living in Dallas you lost me at "buddy Ryan". Unfortunately the reference to a "401(k)" reveals this as a joke no matter how brutally honest the rest of it is.<br /><br />Actually, I thought this whole thing was going to be about the suffering of the couch-potatoes with no NFL, NBA, or NHL.Tri4Successhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06956192345302508941noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4117508586192062017.post-19028050435409563562011-07-01T09:59:56.150-05:002011-07-01T09:59:56.150-05:00That's is fan-damn-tastic!!That's is fan-damn-tastic!!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16662423147231409325noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4117508586192062017.post-29684030642287834382011-07-01T07:43:45.135-05:002011-07-01T07:43:45.135-05:00BHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Too bad I can think of $900 worth ...BHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Too bad I can think of $900 worth of gear everyday that I want, sorry NFL, you think you have it rough, try being an AG'er athleteBig Daddy Dieselhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07868041775049514011noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4117508586192062017.post-84452899122910234492011-07-01T07:06:35.177-05:002011-07-01T07:06:35.177-05:00Ha! Very funny!
And we don't say midget, we s...Ha! Very funny!<br /><br />And we don't say midget, we say vertically challenged ;PReginahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09860306741449772444noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4117508586192062017.post-36091740000827799042011-06-30T22:59:54.503-05:002011-06-30T22:59:54.503-05:00Maybe there's a way to start shorting Disney s...Maybe there's a way to start shorting Disney stock to finance my adoption. Just think of the advertising revenue ESPN/ABC will lose.Patrick Mahoneyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17181637044657605057noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4117508586192062017.post-12930891912003580042011-06-30T21:09:51.254-05:002011-06-30T21:09:51.254-05:00This is awesome!!This is awesome!!Michaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17584071206419891364noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4117508586192062017.post-86920869933914288952011-06-30T21:05:36.858-05:002011-06-30T21:05:36.858-05:00Jeff,
that's not nice... Mandy is about 4foot ...Jeff,<br />that's not nice... Mandy is about 4foot nothing....ONEHOURIRONMANhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16618244547263041741noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4117508586192062017.post-61102974658407729632011-06-30T20:54:57.594-05:002011-06-30T20:54:57.594-05:00Funny stuff. This lock out thing just ticks me of...Funny stuff. This lock out thing just ticks me off. Let's argue over how many millions each other make and alienate the fans. Sad thing is, it's my favorite sport so I'll go back to watching whenever they resolve this. Go Steelers!Ransickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14084824367872613487noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4117508586192062017.post-6081009917412975352011-06-30T20:35:57.739-05:002011-06-30T20:35:57.739-05:00That's just funny! Thanks for the post! :)That's just funny! Thanks for the post! :)Matthew Smithhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01027593921011160323noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4117508586192062017.post-50048346297727917702011-06-30T20:35:44.546-05:002011-06-30T20:35:44.546-05:00Best line - cheerleaders are people too.
:)Best line - cheerleaders are people too.<br /><br />:)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09771758178064698651noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4117508586192062017.post-11737285131431124922011-06-30T20:11:31.122-05:002011-06-30T20:11:31.122-05:00You just need that Sarah McLachlan Angel song they...You just need that Sarah McLachlan Angel song they use for the ASPCA commercials playing the background.Ironman By Thirtyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01148960105643826347noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4117508586192062017.post-17847384953208463162011-06-30T20:02:37.412-05:002011-06-30T20:02:37.412-05:00Hey
Don't forget about the poor NBA players. ...Hey<br /><br />Don't forget about the poor NBA players. They are about to be locked out of their jobs!!<br /><br />Good thing the NHL (hockey) players settled and don't have to endure these hardships!My Boring Triathlon Bloghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11261163274826554903noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4117508586192062017.post-48822182250009766572011-06-30T19:53:30.164-05:002011-06-30T19:53:30.164-05:00Mandy, That is like being the tallest midget!Mandy, That is like being the tallest midget!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07061773215250783439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4117508586192062017.post-44220118379391885062011-06-30T19:44:54.156-05:002011-06-30T19:44:54.156-05:00Can we send some more to Plaxico so he can purchas...Can we send some more to Plaxico so he can purchase a holster for his gun?<br /><br />Can we send the money in $1 bills so PacMan Jones can continue to "make it rain"?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07061773215250783439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4117508586192062017.post-14708956211832539752011-06-30T19:44:40.674-05:002011-06-30T19:44:40.674-05:00Chris, I should get extra manly points for includi...Chris, I should get extra manly points for including a Sarah Mclachlan reference and still not making it girly. That is no easy task my friend!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07061773215250783439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4117508586192062017.post-78765068482091690502011-06-30T19:33:40.472-05:002011-06-30T19:33:40.472-05:00hee hee.
I am kind of bummed that the JETS aren&...hee hee. <br /><br />I am kind of bummed that the JETS aren't doing their training camp at my alma mater again this year, it really brought a lot of cashola to the local economy. Plus I don't get to look at Mark Sanchez. : )Mollyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00144512028031455208noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4117508586192062017.post-79449940566557153882011-06-30T19:32:57.323-05:002011-06-30T19:32:57.323-05:00K2 (Kellen Winslow Jr.) lives across the pond from...K2 (Kellen Winslow Jr.) lives across the pond from me. I have already told him I would mow his lawn if he has trouble paying his lawn crew... (actually I haven't because he hasn't come back from his primary home in San Diego yet.... but I will when he gets back...... if his house doesn't end up in foreclosure first....)ONEHOURIRONMANhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16618244547263041741noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4117508586192062017.post-41311715786371682282011-06-30T19:16:31.264-05:002011-06-30T19:16:31.264-05:00What a pleasant surprise, a funny post about somet...What a pleasant surprise, a funny post about something manly. But, can you blog and show pics of cute pink cupcakes next time.Chris Khttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06670072457969152936noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4117508586192062017.post-12404249574720060202011-06-30T18:37:24.516-05:002011-06-30T18:37:24.516-05:00Hilarious.
Does Troy P get extra for hair care ...Hilarious. <br /><br />Does Troy P get extra for hair care products?<br /><br />Can we send more to Adrian P for stick 'em so he doesn't fumble as much?<br /><br />Can I send more to a CPR professional to make sure that Peyton doesn't choke anymore?<br /><br />How about extra to Tom Brady to cover child care?<br /><br />Maybe a little bit more for a full body cast for Matthew Stafford?<br /><br />I could do this all day.Jasonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08914217156791555569noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4117508586192062017.post-52671510908484727162011-06-30T18:26:46.558-05:002011-06-30T18:26:46.558-05:00hilarious! and I would have beat Caratunk Girl exc...hilarious! and I would have beat Caratunk Girl except I had trouble with my chinstrap in transition.PocoLocoManhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14075327634990448608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4117508586192062017.post-67982144850380774052011-06-30T18:18:41.734-05:002011-06-30T18:18:41.734-05:00OMG OMG I WAS FIRST ON JEFFS BLOG!!! WAHOOOO I fee...OMG OMG I WAS FIRST ON JEFFS BLOG!!! WAHOOOO I feel like such a cool kid!Caratunk Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00042653100322091843noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4117508586192062017.post-82844957379738438262011-06-30T18:18:03.265-05:002011-06-30T18:18:03.265-05:00Dude, you kill me! This is hilarious.Dude, you kill me! This is hilarious.Caratunk Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00042653100322091843noreply@blogger.com