I wish I was a messenger and all the news was good

Conversation from earlier today between the Annie and Jeff:

Annie:  "My 5mi run sucked this morning, I wish that Houston would have a cooler climate!"

Jeff:  "If you had just one wish, you'd wish for a cooler climate in Houston?  That is a stupid wish."

Annie:  "That is not stupid, your stupid, it is F^&*#%#G disgusting outside!!"

Jeff"  "I am saying if you have just one wish you should wish for something much better than that.  People are always screwing up these One Wish Scenarios and I think y'all need to put more thought into this stuff."

Annie:  "Whatever, Jeff. {could feel her eyes rolling even though we were on the cell phones} what would your one wish be?"

Jeff:  "To be the inventor of Teleportation.  See this is genius.  Most people would wish for the ability to Teleport.  In my opinion, that is cool but is also short sighted.  If I INVENT Teleportation then I am easily going to be able to Teleport, right?  BUT I will also reap the financial rewards of the invention.  So by wishing to be the inventor of Teleportation I am getting another cliche wish which is to be rich.  Two for the price of one!  And when the weather is shitty here we can just Teleport to San Diego or Alaska for your run. Trifecta!

Pretty sure Annie hung up someplace in the middle of this conversation so she may or may not of heard my very excellent wish.  Oh, I was stuck in traffic at the time too.

Mad points to whoever can tell me where the title of the post came from?

Have a great weekend!

Thanks for Reading,

Jeff