Anti Monkey Butt Powder (AMBP) Give-Away
Disclaimer: Anti Monkey Butt Powder is not recommend as Nutrition
Now is your chance to win a bottle of AMBP to help soothe that red bum!
We are going to giveaway a bottle of original Anti Monkey Butt Powder to one lucky guy :
And we will giveaway a bottle of the Lady Anti Monkey Butt Powder to one lucky gal:
You are going to have 5 opportunities to win:
1. Leave a comment stating how excited you are to rid your self of Monkey Butt, and if you have an ambiguous screen name let me know if you are a dude or dudette. If you make me laugh another entry will be added for you!
2. Become a Follower of Dangle the Carrot (Right Side ---->>>) - Leave another comment that you did (if already a follower you will automatically get an entry).
3. Follow AMBP on Facebook by CLICKING HERE - Leave another comment that you did.
4. Follow AMBP on Twitter by CLICKING HERE - Leave another comment that you did.
5. Tweet about this contest on your own Twitter account, Facebook, and/or mention on your blog - Leave another comment that you did.
You now have 5 (6 if you make me laugh) entries to win Anti Monkey Butt Powder and give your Butt the soothing relief that it so desires. This contest will run until Monday, June 21st, closing at noon. After that I will use random.org to decide both the male and female winners. On Monday Night I will post the winners name and you will have 72 hours to claim your prize. If you do not claim your prize in this time frame the entries will be re-entered into random.org and a new winner will be named.
Please leave me a comment if you have any questions!
Thanks for Reading and Good Luck to all on winning a bottle of Anti Monkey Butt Powder!
Jeff
Jeff, I'm totally a girl and already a follower.
ReplyDeleteHere's my tragic story:
When I went to the Yukon a couple weeks ago for a job as a field technician on a research project on red squirrels, our living conditions were, to put it mildly, COMPLETELY SHITTY. Worst of all, we weren't able to wash... at all!! And we'd often go poop in the woods, as we worked outside 16 hours/day. In the end, when I returned home, I realized I had contracted a bacterial infection from the lack of hygiene... and, getting back on my bike, the monkey butt has returned with even greater force!! I need your help!!
Thanks a whooole lot,
- Tyna
Jeff, I am a guy. I am a follower of your blog.
ReplyDeleteI am a sufferer of this "Monkey Butt Syndrome" you speak about. I am relatively new to biking and have assumed that my intense discomfort in the saddle was "natural". I have also assumed that constantly adjusting my junk while riding is normal. Well after reading your review I have found out that neither are "natural" actions. I am tired of looking like I am "enjoying" my bike ride a little too much (if you know what I mean) and am in dire need of this Anti Monkey Butt Powder (ambp) you speak of. Please help me avoid the local authorities while riding my bike!!!
Always see bottles of this when checking out at the local Ace Hardware, and sadly I always find it amusing. Perhaps one day my sense of humor will progress beyond a 13 year old.
ReplyDeleteGlad to hear that this stuff works - may have to give it a try during training.
I don't have much of a story, but we all know that it is NO fun having monkey butt! With all the training I do, I would LOVE to have some of this stuff!
ReplyDeleteAnd, I'm already a follower! :)
ReplyDeleteI don't have monkey butt but I sure wish I did, just to state how excited I would be to rid myself of Monkey Butt. Not sure if my screenname is ambiguous or not, and maybe the photo would be a good clue, but last time I checked, I was a Male.
ReplyDeleteAlready a Follower (a Dangler?)
ReplyDeleteI "liked" AMBP on FB
ReplyDeleteI am an AMBP Twitter follower
ReplyDeleteI linked your giveaway on my blog (with Patrick's from The Road)
ReplyDeleteI follow you as of 4;45 am this morning : )
ReplyDeleteOk, no monkey butt, this would be purely preventative, i have to be honest with you.
ReplyDeleteI am just going to settle for 2 entries because:
1. I don't tweet
2. I am NOT joining anything called Anti Monkey Butt on FB, because the comments I would get from my brothers would be horrendous...
I got nothing funny. Sorry. The pressure to come up with something funny is actually making my butt itch.
ReplyDeleteI follow you!
ReplyDeleteFollowing monkey butts on facebook
ReplyDeleteI follow monkey butts on twitter
ReplyDeleteI like saying monkey butts. I know it is monkey butt. I tweeted a monkey butt giveaway. Doesn't tweeted sound dirty?
ReplyDeleteWhere were you many years back when I was actually riding enough to need this? ; )
ReplyDeleteSounds very cool. I will post this on my blog.
This morning while doing my trainer ride, I was standing up when the wife came out to get the paper and asked why I was standing up riding. I was rockin my headphones and told her my butt was hurting and I needed some Monkey Butt stuff. She said what?? and I yelled "monkey Butt stuff" right as the neighbor walked out to get his paper! True story!
ReplyDeleteand I am doing the FB and Twitter stuff and will most likely mention iton my blog real soon!
Somebody has to win so it might as well be me!
ReplyDeleteWhat... another AMBP contest on the web!
ReplyDeleteAm I being a spoilsport if I just tell you that I have done all 5 things in one post (well 4 I'll deal with mentioning your giveaway tonight) or am I just hurting myself by lowering my chances to win by 80%?
ReplyDeleteFollowing them on Twitter now :) Also, I'm a guy and I follow your blog!
ReplyDeleteCount me in!
ReplyDeleteI'm a chic, i'm a loyal follower of the one and only Carrot, i'm a fan of AMBP on FB and following on twitter now. For some reason, I can't stop saying, "diga no a culo de mono!!" I just think it sounds much funnier in Spanish. I seem to have monkey butt year round pretty much but moreso when my mileage is over 200/wk which is most of the time...so sad but totally worth it! And you have given me another excuse to do another blog post at which time i shall mention this spectacular product giveaway. Thanks!
ReplyDeleteI would love to win the antimonkey butt powder. Maybe less adjusting will make me faster and as a super fat kid I need all the help i can get.
ReplyDeleteI am already a follower, I followed on facebook per your requests and on twitter. I had to sign up for a twitter account do that. I am just that dedicated to eradicating Monkey butt!!
I will also mention it on my blog and have already shared your contest on facebook!! On a side note, if I win the bottle I will try a tip a saw in a comment on AMBP's facebook page and put some under my bulletproof vest.
I want in I want in I want in :) Also love the new banner..those waters look choppy...did you swim in that?
ReplyDeleteI'm a female follower! Signe me up to win! While I would love to win for myself, I am thinking of my dear Mr. Darcy who took some misguided advice for a crazy cyclist who told him he didn't need chamois butter or monkey butt, and most decidedly discovered that he has now you guessed it MONKEY BUTT!
ReplyDeleteI am a follower
ReplyDeletePosted it on my blog
ReplyDeleteposted it on twitter
ReplyDeleteWell its summer time, that means its thong season on the beach, pool, and on the bike. There is nothing worse then getting out of your saddle in just a thong while pulling your team on 20 riders up a grade 9 mountain with the a bad case of monkey butt. If I am going to have to carry my team on my shoulders, I need to make sure my pace booty is in top notch shape.
ReplyDeleteI need to get rid of the monkey butt - comment, tweet, follow.
ReplyDeleteDudette looking to get rid of monkey butt!
ReplyDeleteWell, I kind of have panda butt, but nobody makes powders for that kind of stuff, so MONKEY BUTT it is. Sore ass red monkey baboon butt more like.
Now gimme a banana!
I'm a follower!
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